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[Pescador_Gama]

[Zack]

Bueno, pongo gif así descartamos varios:


Solo quiero decirles que I am Error, Sorry, the princess is in another castle y It's me Mario.
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[Athrun Zala]

tampoco hay q olivdarse de la fantastica "A Winner is YOU!" XD
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[Rod F]

[El_Towers]

DAY OF THE TENTACLE...



LA MEJOR: Bernard: Well, what possible harm could one insane, mutant tentacle do?


[Bernard has accidentally let Purple Tentacle escape]
Dr. Fred: Leaping labrats!
Bernard: Dr. Fred!
Dr. Fred: What have you done this time, you meddling milquetoast? Now Purple Tentacle is free to use his evil mutant powers to take over the world, and ENSLAVE ALL HUMANITY!
Bernard: Whoops.


[after pushing Edna down the stairs]
Bernard: You know what they say: "To save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs."


[after Bernard pours disappearing ink on Ed's stamp collection]
Ed: My stamps! You ruined my stamps! Not to mention five years of therapy!



Dr. Fred: [after sending Bernard, Hoagie and Laverne away with his time machine] It works! I can't believe it! And they said imitation diamond wasn't good enough!
[there is a loud crack as Fred's imitation diamond breaks in half]
Dr. Fred: Uh-oh!
[Dr. Fred lowers the handle on his time machine, causing Bernard, Hoagie and Laverne to crash down in their Chron-O-Johns]
Dr. Fred: Cheap mail-order juwels!


Bernard: Just what is it you have against humans anyway?
Purple Tentacle: Humans are our oppressors! They made us live in this horrible motel! They created us in ungainly forms so we could not rise against them! Try walking around with your legs tied together and glue on your shoes, you'll see what I mean!
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--Tawurs Ha Hablado--

[Zack]

Pah estamos gastando los juegos de Lucasarts...

Full Throtlle

Ben: When I'm on the road, I'm indestructible. No one can stop me... but they try.

Malcom Corley: Ripburger! You're dumber than dirt!
Adrian Ripburger: Mr. Corley, if you'd only listen to my plan, my VISION...
Malcom Corley: I know your plan, Ripburger. You're waiting for me to die so you can take over my company!
Adrian Ripburger [chuckles]: Sir, that's horrible. I'm not waiting for you to die...
Malcom Corley: Ya know, I never liked you, Rip. But you've got killer instincts that I respect.
Adrian Ripburger: Why, thank you sir.
Malcom Corley: But this LATEST idea of yours: ridin' up to our shareholders' meeting with a gang of BIKERS?! Who do ya think we're foolin'?
Adrian Ripburger: Why, the shareholders, sir
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[Dark_Zero]

Towers, Se te olvido una frase del Purple Tentacle...

I feel like i could...Like I could....
[Se vuelve loco, y le salen unas protuberancias que parecen brazos]



*TAKE ON THE WORLD!*

Despues una de mis preferidas...

"Stay a while, and listen!" -Deckard Cain [No necesito decir de que juego =P]
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[El_Towers]

[Pescador_Gama]

"Carece de materias primas"
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[Guardian_Ciego]

"Uumm, señor saqueme de aqui!!"
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[Zack]

-Sí, señor! Fuego!
-Ahí viene!
-Ponte a cubierto!
*Blam*
-Ay uy ah uh
-Chau
*Boom*

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-Ok, let's go
-Go go go!
-Roger that!
-Affirmative
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[Dark_Zero]

- "Hell, It's About time..." (STARCRAFT 2!)

- "Tengo que salir de aqui! Soy una victima de la sociedad!"
- "Y no digamos de halitosis"

(Otis y Guybrush Threepwood - MI1)
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[N3m0]

Madre de Dios! Es El Pollo Diablo!
- Captain Blondebeard

It's El Pollo Diablo! The giant demon chicken of Puerto Pollo!
- Captain Blondebeard

You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
- Guybrush Threepwood

Guybrush: "I'm looking for 30 dead guys and one woman."
Cannibal: "I don't think I want to hear any more about it"

Para los que no lo han jugado, en Monkey Island 3, Murray es una calavera de pirata que ha perdido su cuerpo, y que aparece varias veces en el juego:

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Guybrush (on first meeting Murray the demonic talking skull, who is floating in the water): "Can I call you 'Bob'? (Referring to the undead pirate Bob from the first game whose skull kept falling off)

Murray: "You may call me 'Murray'! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell - carrying your head on a pike!"

Guybrush: "'Stride'?"

Murray: "All right then, *roll*! Roll through the Gates of Hell! Must you take the fun out of everything?"

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"I'm not bald. I just have a really high widow's peak." -- Murray, the demonic talking skull

Guybrush: "You're about as fearsome as a doorstop."

Murray the demonic talking skull: "Is it a really evil-looking doorstop?"

Guybrush: "Never mind."

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Guybrush to Murray, who is hanging on a spike: "How'd you get all the way up there?"

Murray: "Through sheer force of will!"

Guybrush: "Uh-huh."

Murray: "... Okay, there was a bunch of those weird voodoo kids. They found me on shore and put me on top of this spike, all the time thinking they were *so* funny."

Guybrush: "What do you know about lifting voodoo curses?"

Murray: "Oh *sure*. I know a lot about lifting curses. That's why I'm a disembodied talking skull, hanging on a spike, in the middle of a swamp!"

Guybrush: "You sound bitter."

Murray: "I'm sorry, it's been a rough day."

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Guybrush, offering Murray his skeletal arm: Guybrush: If I gave you your arm back, what would you do with it?

Murray: I'd terrorize the South Seas! I'd torture the living! I'd demolish the...er... What I meant to say was, I'd use it to pet kittens.

Guybrush: Nope. You blew it.

Murray: Drat.

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Y el mejor para el final:

Hypnotize the quarrelsome rhinoceros
Push the red button,
Look at the tremendous yak
Push the tremendous dangerous-looking yak
Pull the tremendous dangerous-looking yak
Pick up the staple remover
Use the staple remover on the tremendous dangerous-looking yak
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[Athrun Zala]

Navi: Hey! Hey! LISTEN!

(most annoying videogame character of the forever ¬¬)
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