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[Ichigo]

[sokoban]

Después del fiasgo de Alien vs Predator estoy preparado para cuanta película blasfema larguen los hdp hollywoodenses.



Bueno



Causal para un homicidio-suicidio.
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"Le doy un mal nombre a muchas cosas."

[Cacho_LaGarza]

H O R R I B L E !!!

Se gastaron tipo..... 30 PESOS en ese costume.
Que horrible..... por Mussolini.
Es una media estirada.
y mira esos "zapatos??" con un cacho de cartón pegado como taco!

AARRGH!!

me voy, no soporto esto.
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Poop.

[sokoban]

Por espantoso que sea el traje de la sudafricana, hay peores.


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"Le doy un mal nombre a muchas cosas."

[Snowmary]

[leoh]

[Ichigo]

[GaaRa]

la verdad k el traje de la pelikula de aeon flux apesta mal...

en otras kosas, pelikulas nuevas k konsegu por si a alguien le interesa, el resto k tengo son las k tiene el french y nacho, excepto las k no me gustan..

-Super Size Me
-Dark Hours
-40 Year Old Virgin ( la fui a ver al cine, te reis un buen rato...pero no esperen gran kosa)
-The Long Kiss Goodnight
-Madhouse
-Flightplan
-Deuce Bigalow - European Gigolo
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[Snowmary]

[El_Towers]

hay otra similar a 40 year old virgin, pero c llama grandma's algo, cuenta la historia d un pinta q es beta tester, y lo sacrificado q es, de hecho ese la buro. la vieja es la "madre" de Raymond, y el pinta es medio famoso, pero no c. habria q conseguirla, dudo q llegue algun dia a nuestras carteleras, y d hecho, no c cuando sale.
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--Tawurs Ha Hablado--

[Snowmary]

[El_Towers]

es otra peli d ese estilo. sere mas preciso esta vez .



Grandma's Boy

Alex (ALLEN COVERT) has one sweet life. After walking away from his death by accounting job, he's now a video game tester at Brainasium, the company responsible for the worldwide gaming phenom of "Eternal Death Slayer." At 35, he may be the oldest tester in the business (he's called "Gray Bush" by his co-workers), but he's also the best.

But when his roommate fails to pay the rent for six months because he's spent every last cent at Madame Wu's Filipino Palace ("They're not hookers, they're massage therapists!"), Alex unfortunately finds himself on the street. His friendly dealer Dante (PETER DANTE) can't let Alex crash because he has a business to run and besides, the guard lion will be arriving any day. His friend Jeff (NICK SWARDSON) agrees to put him up, until that unfortunate accident involving Alex and the action figure in the bathroom…which Jeff's mom happens to, well, catch.

Alex's last resort is to move in with three hot babes—that's what he tells his friends, at any rate. In actuality, the 35-year-old finds himself living with his sweet and loving 80-year-old grandma Lilly (DORIS ROBERTS), along with her two roommates: the "been there, done that repeatedly" octogenarian Grace (SHIRLEY JONES) and the not-quite-all-there, overly medicated Bea (SHIRLEY KNIGHT). Lilly dotes on Alex and keeps him housed and fed—in exchange for a few simple chores around the place, like taking out the trash and sandblasting the house.

So things are busy for Alex both at his new home and at work. Brainasium's New Age-y honcho Mr. Cheezle (KEVIN NEALON) has brought in hotshot (and really hot) gaming exec Samantha (LINDA CARDELLINI) from New York to help whip "Eternal Death Slayer Three" into shape before its street date. Seems the series' creator, über-nerd wiz kid J.P. (JOEL DAVID MOORE), has been coasting on his rep—he was a millionaire by the time he turned 13—and his newest entry has a few bugs.

The game's kinks are no prob for Alex and the Brainasium testers (most of whom just started shaving), which leaves time for Alex to help Lilly with the house and to try and bag his new hot boss while continuing to work in secret developing his own game, called "Demonik."

Things start to get tricky, though, once the cat's outta the bag about who Alex is really rooming with—that is until the gray ladies warm to Alex's friends at an after-work party, thanks to that special tea they found in his room. Who knew 80-somethings could be so at home with video geeks, a low-key dealer, an African tribesman and a smattering of strippers, along with their colorful clientele? Amazing what a few tokes and tequila slammers will do to loosen things up.

But when jealous nerdboy J.P. swipes Alex’s "Demonik" and tries to pass it off as his own, it becomes a battle of Gen-Xers versus gin players when Samantha produces a secret weapon: Alex's grandma (and now master gamer) Lilly.

--© 20th Century Fox
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--Tawurs Ha Hablado--

[Ichigo]

no conozco a nadie de esa peli... o por lo menos por el nombre...

bajando: -Strangelove 2cd dvd quality
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My name is God, James God.

[sokoban]

¿Cómo que no conocés a nadie? Si en la parte de atrás de la foto aparece claramente el señor Sylvester Stallone manejando un auto azul.


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"Le doy un mal nombre a muchas cosas."

[Ichigo]

stallone se parece mas al dios arriba a la derecha q al del auto...
era obvio de los yanquis... ya se aburrieron de hacer peliculas de mierda con contenidos deportivos onda fobal americano, soccer, beisbol, basket, hockey, gimnasias varias y se cansaron de quemar el desvirgue a toda edad (american pie 1, virgen a los 40) y los siguientes chivos espiatorios son ahoralos infelices beta-testers...

falta una pelicula de un pichi jugador de Magic: The Gathering de Zimbawe, q contra el hambre, las guerras civiles de su pais, la muerte de 15 de sus 35 hermanos, 5 tios y su perro raquitico, q lo persiguiera un leon por la sabana y el precio de las cartas Magic le impidiera conseguir mejores cartas para su mazo, llegara a ser campeon del mundo en el siguiente campeonato mundial. terminaria snipeado en la jeta por un yanqui cuando recibia el premio millonario.
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My name is God, James God.